
NASA was interviewing professionals they were thinking of sending to Mars. The touchy part was that only one guy could go and it would be a one-way trip, the guy not ever returning to Earth.





Three blondes die and arrive at the pearly gates of Heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question. 




'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'


a competition among my classmates as to who would eat most eggs on Easter Sunday. The count began at breakfast when the cooking method depended on the frying pan. The trick was to puncture the yolk and fry the egg hard and one could clock up maybe four or five in this way. On to Mass and the boasting began there. Now who is telling the truth and who is the bluffer? How many have I to catch up on during the remainder of the day? Easter weather then , if I remember correctly, was dry and crisp and sunny. The year I was in sixth class, I had arranged an egg-picnic with my neighbours. We kindled a fire of winter windfall wood, filled a billy-can with water and put on a batch of eggs. As at breakfast, the harder the eggs were boiled the easier it was to digest them. You'd be doing well to down four of five again. By now you wouldn't want to see another ovoid for a long time. However, when suppertime came and doubts set in as to whether you could claim victory at school the following day, you would order another egg or two against your better judgement. By some amazing feat of will-power you would manage to get them down. With a clear conscience you would claim the full dozen and it would take a first class bluffer to beat that.
the cooking process.
The most valuable Easter Eggs are the Fabergé eggs, first commissioned by the Russian Emperor, Czar Alexander III as an Easter surprise for his wife, Maria, and were decorated with jewels. Some eggs are hollow and empty while others are hollow but contain smaller eggs, sweets or other surprises like miniature birds.
A favourite pastime at Easter is the holding of an Egg Hunt. This is when decorated eggs, either real, hard-boiled or artificial and filled with chocolate candies are hidden for children to find, and can take place outdoors or indoors depending on the weather. At the end there may be prizes for the child with the largest collection, or the largest or smallest egg.
FINALLY FOR FUN

Moyode Castle, as it is today, is an example of a sixteenth-century fortified Burke tower house (which went to the Persse family) located 3.5 miles from both Craughwell and Athenry. It sits at the edge of a 35 acre grazing pasture. From being a ruin, it was restored by an American historian James Charles Roy in 1969. The real "Castle" was burned to the ground in the early 20th century. 


