My wife, my dear one, e-mailed me this "story" the other day. I wonder if she was trying to tell me something!!!
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists;two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must be certain that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair .. . . Kill her!!
'The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.'
The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.' 
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Six shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said.
'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'
And who says women can't follow instructions!!!
14 comments:
I disagree totally with you P.J. Women are excellent at following instructions.Look at the courage of the last lady.She did achieve!1
O yes they can so watch your back !!
It is only a story. Could n't be true!
Great story PJ.
Very funny
I enjoyed the story P.J.Most women are not dumb blondes.
Maybe she had good reason P J. U take your chances when you get it!!
Only when it suits them P J
Puzzling story Pj.
Only when it suits them P J
PJ,
If you were in that chair
PJ,
If you were on that chair I'd ......!
PJ
If you were on that chair I,d.......!
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To think I have to sit beside someone who thinks so ------- of women. DOES HE MEAN a female literally obey , or does he mean she can think for herself and use a situation to suit her purpose !
of course they can.
At least she could multitask!
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